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Groundhog Day 2008

So far this year we have heard a lot about the latest poll
Most of us are more concerned with winters cold and flu seasons toll

While candidates talk about the issues
Our primary concern is “Where are the tissues”

The news is full of  Who has the most delegates?  Who is ahead?
What difference does it make when you’re sick in bed

Who cares if it is Obama or Hillary
We care about the end of winter’s drudgery

It doesn’t matter if it is McCain, Romney or Huckabee
What matters today is when spring will be

While these politicians seek the presidential nomination
I Dover Doug have been working on my prognostication

I don’t need a great convention
I use my groundhog contemplation

While I Dover Doug can’t predict a 2008 presidential winner yet
My 2008 Groundhog Day prediction is a safe bet

 Six more weeks of winter is what we’ll get

Groundhog Day 2007

 

Some may think Dover Doug leads a life of ease
To work one day a year must be a breeze

But I must admit I feel a lot of stress and strain
A perfect record is hard to maintain

The pressure builds with each passing year
A wrong prediction is what I fear

But this year it has been hard to get my rest
The ever changing weather has put my abilities to the test.

One day is cold the next it’s mild
It has been enough to drive me wild

What to do this year has been tough
It fact it has been down right rough

But thru sheer Groundhog determination
I have arrived at a prognostication

Exactly 6 times we have gathered here in Dover
And it will be six more weeks till winter is over

 

Groundhog Day 2006

 During my winter hibernation
I’ve heard a lot about a Supreme Court confirmation

It seems in Washington they want to take more time to bicker and fight
Then they spend to do the job right

If my fellow groundhog’s and I acted this way
Our predictions wouldn’t come till Independence Day

But my friends gathered here
Today you will have Dover Doug’s prognostication have no fear

I don’t need a senate majority
I have groundhog authority!

So far this winter hasn’t been very wild
In fact some say it has been rather mild

This apparent weather moderation
Has given me cause for much contemplation

Trying to predict more winter or an early spring
Is not an easy thing

Time after time I run this question thru my mind
And always the same answer I find

An early spring will have to wait
6 more weeks of winter will be our fate.

 

GROUNDHOG DAY 2005

 

This is the fourth time we have gathered for this celebration

To hear Dover Doug’s prognostication

 

The prediction we await with great anticipation

Some folks view with speculation

 

Meteorology is a science

They say with some defiance

 

The prediction of weather is dependant on complex components

To complicated for overgrown rodents

 

Don’t fear, Let these doubters have their say

My fellow groundhogs and I will prove them wrong again this day

 

My ability defies explanation

My groundhog mind is a complete weather station

 

So for my prediction this year

I have a poem for all to hear

 

There once was a groundhog from Dover

In the summer he liked to eat clover

 

In the winter of 2005

Will his hopes of spring survive or take a dive?

 

 

So here’s my prognostication for my friends in Dover,

It will take six more weeks till winter is over!

 

Dover Doug’s Prognostication 2004

 

We are gathered here at last

And another year has gone past.

 

Stormy and wet was 2003,

Of that I am sure we will all agree.

 

But what will this year bring,

6 more weeks of winter or an early spring.

 

These days of dark and cold sure are dreary.

They can make your hearts grow rather weary.

 

When you look out your window at a landscape bleak,

As you walk outdoors and a winter wind bites your cheek.

 

Each day we trudge through the ice and snow

Wondering to ourselves will winter ever go.

 

With each storm we ask,

Will this be winter’s final blast?

 

Once again you good folks have gathered at the place,

To hear Dover Doug state his case.

 

So no matter if winter makes your spirits high or low,

Remember, I’m your friend and not your foe.

 

For those that like their weather warm, don’t despair,

The scent of spring will once again be in the air.

 

So here is my prognostication for Groundhog Day 2004,

I hate to say, winter has 6 weeks more.

 


Doug's Prognostication for 2003:

Groundhog Day 2003

Once again it’s Groundhogs Day,

And Dover Doug has much to say.

For those that like their days sunny and warm,

Their hopes have been a bit forlorn.

Old man winter has done his best,

To put their good cheer to the test.

With all this snow and ice it’s hard to cope,

Their dreams of spring seem bound by rope.

But my friends have no fear,

Dover Doug knows winter end is near.

From winters ties in 2003,

We will all soon be set free.

I have no doubt my prognostication is clear,

An early spring will soon be here.

 

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The things you're expected to do as Grand Poobah
and Burrow Master!

 

 

 

 

 

(The following exerpts are from the Cornell Chronical)

Groundhog, woodchuck -- what's the difference?

Woodchuck and groundhog are common terms for the same animal, the rodent with the scientific name of Marmota monax. Most closely related to squirrels, woodchucks actually can climb trees and also swim.

What's so special about Feb. 2?

Celestially speaking, Groundhog Day on Feb. 2 is a "cross-quarter" day, about halfway between the winter solstice in December and the ver nal equinox in March, and is celebrated in some cultures as the mid point of winter. It's not far from the time many groundhogs end their hi bernation anyway, around the second week of February.

What's going on in that burrow?

In the winter, not much. Groundhogs go into profound hibernation, greatly reducing their metabolic rate, and their body temperature drops to just a few degrees above ambient temperature. Because their hibernaculum, the deepest portion of the burrow where they hibernate, is below frost line, that produces a body temperature as low as 39-40 degrees F.

What's the wake-up call?

The groundhog's internal clock is believed to be affected by annual changes in the amount of daylight. Hormonal responses to cyclic changes in production of melatonin, a sleep-related hormone, are thought by some to be the signal to wake up.

Why did groundhog fur coats go out of fashion?

Groundhog fur never was in vogue, partly because it is not particularly thick and warm, and because the fur's grizzled grey-brown appearance is more appealing to others of their species than to people. Groundhog hairs are used for tying trout flies, such as the 'Chuck Caddis, and early Ameri can Indians once used sturdy woodchuck hides for soles of moccasins.

What's for dinner?

Groundhogs in the wild eat succulent green plants, such as dandelion greens, clover, plantain and grasses. They also are tempted by nearby gar den vegetables. At Cornell, they dine on Agway Woodchuck Chow, a simi lar formulation to rabbit feed but in larger-sized pellets. Woodchucks binge and purposefully put on weight in the summer, reaching their maxi mum mass in late August. They become lethargic and prepare for hiber nation in October. By February, hibernating woodchucks have lost as much as half their body weight.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

About 700 pounds. Compared to beavers, groundhogs/woodchucks are not adept at moving timber, although some will chew wood. (At Cornell, woodchucks that gnaw their wooden nest boxes are given scraps of 2-by-4 lumber.) A wildlife biologist once measured the inside volume of a typical woodchuck burrow and estimated that -- if wood filled the hole instead of dirt -- the industrious animal would have chucked about 700 pounds' worth.

Sources: College of Veterinary Medicine, Cornell University; New York State Department of Environmental Conservation; Mammals of the Eastern United States, Second Edi tion, William J. Hamilton Jr. and John O. Whitaker Jr.

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WOODCHUCK (Groundhog, Marmot) Marmota monax
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Identification: Head and body 16-20in. (40-51 cm); tail 4-7 in. (10-18 cm); wt. 5-10 lb. (2.2-4.5 kg). Thisheavy-bodied, short-legged, yellowish-brown to brown animal is best known in the eastern part of its range. Belly paler than the back- hairs on body have a slightly frosted appearance; feet dark brown or black; no white except around nose. Skull (Plate 28) has 22 teeth. There are 8 mammae. Similar species: (1) Hoary Marmot has black and white on head and shoulders. (2) Arctic Ground Squirrel (p. 100) is smaller; feet not black.

Habitat: Open woods, brushy and rocky ravines.

Behaviour: Diurnal for most part; may wander at night in early spring. Feeds on tender, succulent plants. Dens in extensive burrow with 2 or more openings; may be 4-5ft. (120-150cm) deep and 25-30ft. (8-9.5m) long- known to have excavated dirt at 1 opening, others dug from below, concealed. Hibernates Oct.-Feb. Voice a shrill whistle. Lives 4 - 5 years. Mates in March or April; breeds at 1 year. Young: Born April-May; 2-6; gestation period 31-32 days; 1 litter a year. Naked; blind.

Home range: 40-160 acres (16.2-65ha).

Economic status: In an agricultural area the Woodchuck can do considerable damage to crops; in other areas it is probably beneficial, since its burrows are refuges and homes for many other mammals such as game and furbearers.

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Bibliography: Burt, William Henry. A Field Guide to the Mammels/The Peterson Field Guide Series. Boston: Houghton Mifflin Company. 1976